Looking for a light-hearted break from your day? These funny preacher stories are just what you need.
Whether you’re a regular churchgoer or someone who enjoys a wholesome laugh, these stories bring a dose of humor from the pulpit and beyond.
From kids saying the darndest things to preachers in unexpected situations, here are eight funny preacher stories that are sure to tickle your funny bone.
1. The Confused Baptism
Pastor Miller was known for being very animated during baptisms.
One Sunday, while preparing to baptize a little boy, he asked, “Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?”
The boy looked up and asked, “Will it hurt?”
Startled, Pastor Miller smiled and said, “No, of course not.”
The boy sighed with relief, then leaned toward the water and whispered, “Okay, but can we do it quick?
My mom said we’re getting ice cream after this.”
Moral: Even in the most sacred moments, kids bring unexpected humor.
2. The Sermon Snoozer
One of the more classic funny preacher stories comes from Pastor Green, who had noticed a certain deacon always fell asleep during his sermons.
So, one Sunday, the pastor paused and said loudly, “Anyone who wants to go to heaven, stand up!”
Everyone stood except the dozing deacon.
Then the preacher shouted, “Anyone who wants to go to hell, stand up!”
Startled, the deacon jerked awake, jumped up, and looked around. “Pastor, I’m not sure what we’re voting on, but it looks like just you and me are in!”
Moral: Be careful where you nap—especially in church!
3. The Lost Sermon
Pastor James loved writing his sermons in a little notebook. One Sunday, he stood up, opened the book, and froze.
He had grabbed his grocery list instead.
After a long pause, he looked at the congregation and said, “Well, folks, I guess today I’ll be preaching on the virtues of buying discounted fruit.”
Moral: Sometimes the Word of God comes with a side of bananas and laundry detergent.
4. The Literal Kid
At a children’s sermon, the preacher was explaining that God is everywhere.
He asked, “Where is God?”
One little boy raised his hand and said, “In the bathroom.”
The preacher, puzzled, asked, “Why do you think that?”
The boy replied, “Because every morning, my dad bangs on the door and yells, ‘Good Lord, are you still in there?!’”
Moral: Kids are always listening—and drawing their own conclusions.
5. The Unexpected Amen
A preacher known for his fiery sermons shouted, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d throw it in the river!”
The congregation yelled, “Amen!”
“If I had all the wine in the world, I’d throw it in the river!”
“AMEN!”
“If I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d throw it in the river!”
“AMEN!”
Then the choir leader stood up and said, “Let us now sing hymn number 365—‘Shall We Gather at the River.’”
Moral: Timing is everything in funny preacher stories.
6. The Talking Dog
A preacher visited a farm and was greeted by the farmer’s dog.
The preacher, jokingly, said, “Does your dog talk?”
The farmer said, “He sure does. Ask him something.”
So the preacher asked, “What’s on top of a house?”
The dog barked, “Roof!”
The preacher chuckled. “What’s the opposite of smooth?”
“Ruff!”
The preacher laughed. “Who was the greatest baseball player?”
“Ruth!”
The preacher turned to the farmer. “This dog’s amazing!”
The farmer shook his head and said, “Nah, he’s just a big liar.”
Moral: Even animals have punchlines in funny preacher stories.
7. The Wrong Wedding
Pastor Lee once arrived at a wedding rehearsal. He began with a long speech about love, commitment, and faith.
Twenty minutes in, the mother of the bride tapped him on the shoulder and whispered, “Pastor… this is the Johnson wedding.
You’re at the wrong church.”
Without missing a beat, he closed his book and said, “Well, then let’s pray they have the same message over there!”
Moral: Always check the address before delivering heartfelt wisdom.
8. The Suitcase Sermon
Pastor Tim loved visual props. One Sunday, he brought a suitcase and told the congregation, “This represents your soul.”
He opened it to reveal socks, snacks, and a half-eaten sandwich.
Clearly flustered, he said, “And this… is why I should never pack while half asleep.”
Moral: A sermon is only as effective as its luggage preparation.
Conclusion
These funny preacher stories remind us that even in places of worship, laughter has a place.
Preachers, like everyone else, are human—sometimes forgetful, sometimes witty, and always part of life’s most humorous moments.
Whether it’s an accidental grocery list sermon or a child’s literal interpretation of faith, each of these stories carries a smile-worthy twist.
If you enjoyed these funny preacher stories, share them with a friend who could use a good laugh today.
Humor and holiness aren’t opposites—they go hand in hand more often than we think.
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Mark Richards is the creative mind behind Classica FM, a podcast platform that brings stories, knowledge, and inspiration to listeners of all ages. With a passion for storytelling and a love for diverse topics, he curates engaging content—from kids’ tales to thought-provoking discussions for young adults.
